The old perfesser thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a fancy new bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What color?" they asked. He liked that sky-blue color.
"How much does it cost?" he asked.
"Twenty-four dollars," he was told.
"Ooh, 'at's expensive, but I guess it's ok," he told them. All that remained was the size, and of course he hadn't even the faintest idea.
"Now sir," said one of the salesgirls, trying to help out, "are her bosoms the size of a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grapefruits? Oranges?"
"No," said the old
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perfesser, "no, nothing like that."
"Come on, sir, think," she said. "There must be something your wife's bust resembles."
The old perfesser thought long and hard, then looked up and said, "Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?"
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