There was a couple getting married and the groom confided to his best man that he was a virgin and was very nervous about his wedding night. The best man said, "Get 2 rooms at the hotel. I'll be in the next room. They have very thin walls, so if you need help, just shout through the wall, and I'll yell instructions back." The new couple were finally in their room after the wedding. The groom was in the bathroom getting ready, but was still very nervous. The bride knew he was nervous and so did not want to bother him in the bathroom, but unfortunately, she had to take a crap. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she carefully took her veil out of its box and laid it on the dresser. She then proceeded to squat over the box and do her thing into the veil box. Just then, she heard the lock rattle on the bathroom -- her new husband was coming out! She quickly shoved the veil box under the bed and stood up. However, she didn't realize that she pushed the box too hard and it stuck out from under the bed on the other side. The groom had finally worked up his courage and he walked
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over to get into bed. Well, he stepped right in the crap in the veil box.
He looked down, not believing his eyes and exclaimed, "Oh my god, there's shit in this box!"
Through the wall, he then heard, "ROLL HER OVER!"
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