Joke 135

Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school.Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir,little Johnny an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God almighty," shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked,"Mary, who is our Lord & Savior?" But mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her. "Jesus Christ," shouted Mary. The teacher said,
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"Very good," and Mary fell back asleep, again. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd. child?" Again Johnny came to the rescue by jabbing her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me once more I'll break it in half." The teacher fainted.
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