Joke 224

A big, fat woman, well over 250 pounds, wearing a tank top with last night's pizza stains still on it, Daisy Duke shorts with a big hole in the rear, barefoot except for one flip flop that still had residue from her last trip to the sty to slop the hogs, hair that hadn't been washed all week matted to her head, was in the Holiday Inn bar at happy hour, just chugging entire pitchers of beer, one after the other. She had just finished her fifth pitcher when she proclaimed to the entire room: "Any man can guess my weight, I'll let him go to bed with me." Boudreaux wasn't quite so tipsy and decided
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to have some fun: "Well, Darlin', I'd say you weight 'bout hunn'erd-'n'-twenty pound." "CLOSE ENOUGH!" said the woman, "Let's go!
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