Joke 97

Around Christmas time, one day, a young lady was standing on a bridge, crying and moaning and looking very sad at the water running above. When she almost decided to jump, Santa Claus came from behind and took her by the hand. "My child, why are you doing this?" "My boyfriend left me for my best friend and my father is a drunkin' bastard who beats me eachday" "Look, sais Santa, I can fulfill three wishes for you on one condition. Just say what would you like and I'll do it" The lady thinks for a moment and then she sais: "First, I wish my father was dead!" "Done!" "Second, I wish my ex-boyfriend jailed in Sing-Sing" "Done!" "And the last, I want the biggest house in L.A." "All done, but, with one condition..." "What condition?" "You'll have to bend and suck my dick!!" "No way!!" "Ok, then I'm gone..." "No, no, wait..." She thinks for a moment and then she sais: "OK!", and she goes for it... After a while Santa Claus askes her: "How old are you, my child?" The girl thakes a break and sais: "28" "And you still believe that Santa Claus actually exists...?"