Joke 118

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon. He pulled down his pants and tied a five pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered ... the women swooned ... the children waved multi-colored banners ... and the band played appropriate music. Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a ten pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered ... the women swooned ... the children waved multi-colored banners ... and the band played appropriate music. After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally
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says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
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